John Hodgman turns me on more than Hugh Jackman, Harrison Ford, George Clooney, and Jude Law all put together.
1. I forgot about you today, and for the first time in a long while, didn’t pause when someone asked me if I was single.
2. I’m starting to look forward to $5 movie Tuesdays a little too much.
3. It bothers me when he talks about her.
4. I have developed an exit strategy.
Last night, the only thing I wanted out of life was to fall asleep with someone’s arms around me.
This morning, the only thing I want is a clean apartment.