Loves the Summer Movie Season

I love movies. I don’t know if you’ve picked up on that. And summer is the best time for them.

Now, I’m excited about plenty of movies making their debut this year. Here’s a rundown of a few of them:

  • Wall-E – Pixar can basically do no wrong, and it will be fun to see them take such a risk in making a movie with no dialog whatsoever.
  • Wanted – Jolie. McAvoy. Twice the hotness times all that action. Hells yeah.
  • Hancock – Will Smith is golden, and it will be fun to see a twisted superhero movie after all the feel-good ones that have come out recently.
  • Burn After Reading – Brad Pitt and George Clooney have some of the best on-screen chemistry I’ve ever seen between two leading males. Pair that with the Coen brothers, and you’ve got a winner.

Those are all well and good, but there are now three – yes THREE – movies that I literally just about drool over when I read up on them.

  • The X-Files: I Want to Believe – In true X-Files fashion, they managed to come up with the lamest title for this little golden nugget, but I’m still super-stoked. Tickets to Chicago have been booked.
  • The Dark Knight – heheheheheheeeeehicantevenspeakcoherentlybecauseimsoexcitedheheheheeeeee
  • Nottingham – This isn’t slated for release until mid-to-late 2009, but WOW!! CANNOT WAIT!! Christian Bale is in the running to play Robin Hood on this wicked twist on the old legend, and Russell Crowe will be playing Sheriff Nottingham with Sienna Miller as Marian. This film will flip the story to be told from Nottingham’s perspective, with Robin Hood playing a despicable good-for-nothing villain while Nottingham get’s the hero’s treatment. Should. Be. FANTASTIC.

Bring ‘em on!! I’m ready!!

More X-Files 2 Info

I know most of you aren’t interested in this, but I’m'a keep posting this stuff here just to make it more accessible to Phellow Philes trying to find information about the upcoming sequel. Just for reference, my main source of information is X-Files News.

  • I should have mentioned this previously, and I’m pretty sure it’s general knowledge by now, but the working title of the film is Done One.  Popular X-Phile phraseology around this is “Done one. Make another!”
  • Scully is a pediatrician working in a general hospital and is no longer employed by the FBI. This is not exactly a surprise, since we’re assuming that she and Mulder are fugitives on the run from the US government at this point. General assumption is they have taken up residence somewhere in Canada. No info on Mulder’s status.
  • BTW, how effing cool is it that they’re shooting the movie back in good ol’ Vancouver?! Effing SWEET!
  • The film MAY have undertones along those that we saw in season four, and includes quite a bit of blood & guts. As one poster on the XFNews forums pointed out, we can only hope these undertones run along the lines of the goriness we saw in “Home” and “Leonard Betts” rather than those we saw in “Memento Mori” and the cancer-arc. *crosses fingers*
  • According to one extra’s experience, there has been some filming done at an old hospital in Vancouver. My assumption is that this is the hospital where Scully works. And it sounds effing creepy and I must go there.

My observations/insights so far:

  • I still can’t shake the apprehension I have about this movie being filmed as a MOTW.  The series finale left way too many questions unanswered and the story way too open-ended to try to nonchalantly explain everything away through seemingly mundane conversations (a la Fight the Future) and/or flashbacks. But, I was always kind of partial to the Mythology in the day, so maybe it’s just me.
  • I’m not liking the long hair on Scully, and I’m seriously disturbed at how much it bothers me, because it makes me feel very immature and it’s obviously NOT the most important thing going on in this film.
  • It will be interesting to see how Carter handles the fact that, for all we know, Mulder and Scully (and Skinner, who is also back, WHOO HOO!) are essentially criminals wanted by the very institution that appears to be asking for their assistance in this film.
  • Amanda Peet? Srsly?

More to come. Trust no one, and all that.

X-Files 2 Teaser Trailer Leaked!

Some sly fan snuck a video of the teaser that was shown at WonderCon. Listen to the crowd go wild at the first glimpses of Mulder and Scully in seven years!

Conversation With My Cat Immediately After Seeing “I Am Legend”

Me: I wouldn’t care if you were infected with a raging, rabid, homicidal zombie virus. I’d still love you. I’d just let you infect me, then we’d be raging, rabid, homicidal zombies together forever.

Fancy: *blink*

The Golden Compass

Personally, I have not read any of Pullman’s books, but I’m seriously considering it after seeing the movie. I’m stoked that kids are into these books, which from what I’ve heard, seem to be the best follow-up to the Harry Potter craze to date.

So why the big controversy? Well, it seems that authoritative groups get a little prickly about their authority being challenged. Where’s the best place to start when trying to affect widespread change? At the bottom. In this case, with the children. What the chur. . . er, I mean, Magisterium is trying to accomplish in this case is to detach children from that which gives them knowledge of the world; in other words, that which gives them the ability to think for themselves and question convention. The goal of the Magisterium is, after all, not only to rule their world, but to rule all worlds outside their own as well. Does any of this sound familiar? And perhaps just a tad biting? At one point near the beginning of the movie, a member of the Magisterium even says “… if we don’t stop this, there will always be freethinkers challenging our authority.”

Which, besides the need to fix that kid’s teeth, is pretty much the only thing that bothered me about the movie. The religious and socio-political overtones are *so* obvious that it almost feels like an insult to the over-twenty crowd. However, that’s not the crowd to which the books or movie were marketed. Which means that the kids in the theater today will someday watch this movie again as (hopefully freethinking) adults and say “Ooooh, I get it now.”

So, there’s a church-like organization in the film which represents the “bad guys.” This is why right-wing groups are in hysterics. The “don’t say anything bad about my religion/political party/pagan cult and don’t say anything good about anyone else’s” mentality is getting a little old. And if we’re being honest, the only reason these people are so upset by the depiction of the church in this film is because it’s so damn accurate.

What’s the goal of any religion? To spread it. To convert others. To take that religion and make it accepted and taught everywhere, not just in our own backyards, but every country, every continent, everywhere in the world. (Hmm, circular reference, much?) What Pullman does is expose to his audience – in this case, a very specific audience with the potential to affect real change in the world – some of the reasons why this might not always be the best thing to do.  And I, for one, applaud him for it.

I was never taught to question authority, but as I grew older I realized that those in charge were rarely the ones who cared about those being ruled over. At our most basic level, humans exist for one purpose: to promote our individual survival. Those with power have always, and will always, do whatever they can to prevent those without it from challenging the status quo. This will continue, until we learn to question, to challenge, and to demand the best for ourselves. We have become a species of sheep, content to follow and obey.

I only hope that a generation of shepherded parents don’t belittle their children into dismissing the message of these books & films. I hope that, armed with the knowledge that such a choice exists, future generations affect real change in the world around us. And what will happen if parents endeavor to raise freethinking children? True, a good proportion of those children will ultimately decide to adhere to commonly held statutes and conventions. And some will not. But guess what? They will all have made that decision on their own. And that is what will take us from sheep to shepherds.

The Mist

Just got home from seeing Stephen King’s The Mist. Perhaps it would have been scarier if there hadn’t been three hundred idiots in the theater yelling at the screen, but it struck me less as a horror movie and more as a statement on the human condition. I’m usually not a big fan of King’s novels or movies, but this was bloody brilliant. And just plain bloody, too. Turns out, we humans are the monsters.

And this didn’t strike me until I was on my way home: he turns it around on us. The movie illustrates the ways that humans become so evil and hateful as to turn on one another, and you find yourself rooting for the “good” guys when the “bad” ones become a bloodthirsty mob bent on human sacrifice. But are we really any less evil than they when we cheer at their deaths?

Not an Oscar winner, but worth the ticket. A real experience.

Because I Could Not Stop for Death

I just saw the new Jodie Foster movie The Brave One, and I’m ready to pick a fight with 50 men. Seriously, one of the best movies I have seen in a very long time. It was hard for me not to see some corollaries  between Foster’s character and myself. I have often wondered if I’m brave or naive not to be afraid of things. I’m not afraid that I might get mugged or raped or murdered. Has never crossed my mind. And one thing my father always taught me is that if I’m ever a victim, I’m a victim only once. And never again.

I’ve been prepared to protect my life with terminal force for a very long time. The difference between myself and Erica Bain is that I would go home and get a good night’s sleep.

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This Makes Me a Nerd

Being thrown under a very large bus can wear down a girl on a Thursday afternoon. So when I could no longer stand the sight or smell of the person who took the very, very big mistake they had made and blamed it all on me, I packed up my laptop and descended three flights of stairs to a little cozy cushy chair on the second floor that happened to be directly above the coffee shop downstairs and what did I do? Of course. Leeched onto their wireless. I’m such a rebel.

 Soon after, I watched the new trailer for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. So excited was I that I seriously giggled out loud and very nearly pissed my pants and ruined that brand-new corporate/commercial issued cushy chair. Had I not been at work, I would have stood up and danced like Jim Carrey in Batman Forever. Bellatrix looks amazing and I’m so jealous that Amanda gets to be Bellatrix for the midnight showing.

In the meantime, to assuage my enthusiasm, I will begin compiling my Narcissa Malfoy costume. TEE HEE HEE!!!

Taking the Good with the Bad

The good:

Run, Fatboy, Run.  I cannot wait for this movie. The preview was strategically released to show just before Hot Fuzz, and I’ve gotta tell you, I’ve been Googling it ever since, trying to find some little slice of something to hold onto before it releases (release date is pending). Everything I’ve seen from the Pegg/Frost team has been pure gold. Hoping this one is just gilding the lily.

 The bad:

Uh, what? Is someone running a little low on cash? Or is he just plain bored? As one blogger put it:

A past-his-prime Rocky is poignant; a past-his-prime Rambo is pathetic.

But, I was uber-skeptical of Rocky Balboa, too, and though I haven’t seen it, I’ve heard great things.

The bad, part deux: 

And also. . . everyone who told me to run out and see Babel RIGHTTHISINSTANT! were LIARS! Filthy liars, I say! That had to be the biggest waste of celluloid I’ve seen since AI.  There was little to no character development and I really didn’t give a damn when the chick got shot, or when the kids got lost in the desert, or when the Japanese prosti-tot had perhaps jumped off the balcony.

 The good, part duex:

A Love Song for Bobby Long. Somehow or another I wound up with this DVD, perhaps it got tossed in with my stuff when my roommate and I moved apart, whatever. In any case, I never watched it until last night. I must say it was superb. Lots of fantastic acting in this one, especially from Scarlett Johansson. An upswing in Travolta’s recent string of so-so’s.

Must they?

This from Cinema Blend

 It looks like Sony’s Da Vinci Code sequel Angels & Demons is now moving ahead. According to one of our more reliable sources close to the project, Tom Hanks has been officially locked up to reprise his role as Dr. Robert Langdon in the followup. Hanks has been in talks to do the film for awhile now, and apparently it took a really big paycheck to get him. Our scooper says it’s the “biggest salary ever paid to an actor in the history of Hollywood.”

What, because of his stellar performance in The DaVinci Code? I am not one to sit in a movie and crtique the acting, the plot, or character development, but I must say I was underwhelmed with Hanks’ performance during the majority of the movie that I waited with high hopes to see for almost a year. I’m a huge Hanks fan, but every once in a while he can pull off a pretty good disappointment.

The release is currently scheduled for December 19, 2008, which means we should start seeing trailers soon I suppose. *insert eye roll here*

Movies I Must See or I Will Die

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – July 13
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End – May 25
  • Spider-Man 3 – May 4
  • Ocean’s Thirteen – June 8
  • The Simpson’s Movie – July 27
  • The Invisible – April 27
  • Blades of Glory - March 30
  • The Children of Huang Shi – 2007
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Smitten

I have a confession to make.

I think Chow Yun-Fat is one of the most handsome men I have ever seen. I’ve been on this Asian movie kick lately, and would much have preferred him to play the part of the Chairman in Memoirs of a Geisha than Ken Watanabe. But hey, that’s just me. Guess that’s why I’m an HR analyst and not a casting director.

Sigh. Perhaps I shall try to find Anna and the King at Book & Music Exchange tonight. What a beautiful, beautiful man.

Don’t think I won’t take my birth certificate. . .

So, David and I were going to go see Reno 911:Miami last night at Tinseltown.  Bought the tickets, bypassed the concession stand, and as he went towards the restroom, I decided to go on and get seats. I noticed a few people standing and arguing with the overzealous ticket-taker, but with a smile on my face, my mind was much too far away to register what the problem was.  I handed our tickets to the man at the gate and waited.

“ID?” he asked, looking at me expectantly.

“What?” was the first thing that came to my mind. I’m sure there was something more intelligent and witty to say at that moment, but it was far from forthcoming. He repeated his request.

“Do you have your ID?”  As luck would have it, I didn’t.

“Noooo,” I responded, still confused as hell.

“Sorry, can’t go in,” this little curmudgeon says, handing me back my tickets.

“I’m almost 25 fucking years old,” I barked at him, completely forgetting my manners as the incredulity brought my blood pressure directly to boiling point.

“Sorry,” he said, and turned to the next customer.

Long story short, a manager probably quit her job last night as a result of the verbal lashing I gave her as she refunded my money (plus one dollar. . . but I didn’t correct it).

I have never been carded at a movie. Not even when I was 16 and going to see uber-disturbing horror flicks with my 16-year-old friends. At least I don’t feel singled-out; there was a mother there with her two teenage sons, and they wouldn’t let the sons in either. They’re all of 15 years old!  WHY would they have a driver’s license? 

Policies. They need to be revisited every once in a while.

Reno 911: Miami

I had forgotten all about the movie coming out this weekend!  Flippin’ sweet! Excuse me while I do a happy dance. . .